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Perfect People Not Allowed


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We extend a special welcome…

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to those who are single, married, divorced, gay, filthy rich, or dirt poor.[nbsp_tc]

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We extend a special welcome…

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to those who are crying new-borns, skinny as a rail or could afford to lose a few pounds.

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We welcome you…

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if you can sing like Andrea Bocelli or like our pastor who can’t carry a note in a bucket.

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You’re welcome here…

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if you’re “just browsing,” just woke up or just got out of jail.

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We extend a special welcome…

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to those who are over 60 but not grown up yet, and to teenagers who are growing up too fast.

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We welcome…

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soccer moms, NASCAR dads, starving artists, tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, junk-food eaters.

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We welcome…

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those who are in recovery or still addicted.

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We welcome you…

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if you’re having problems or you’re down in the dumps or if you don’t like “organized religion.” We’ve been there, too!

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We offer a special welcome…

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to those who think the earth is flat, work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell, or because grandma is in town and wanted to go to church.

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We welcome…

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those who are inked, pierced or both.

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We offer a special welcome…

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to those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down your throat as a kid or got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake.

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We welcome…

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tourists, seekers and doubters, and bleeding hearts.

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… AND WE WELCOME YOU!

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